NEAR-chan Online

Get paid by your waifu.

Nobody is the boss.

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NEAR-chan, a woman in her twenties with silver hair, a teal beanie, and glasses, smiling in her teal and indigo hoodie.

01HERO

02PROFILE

Meet NEAR-chan.

Employee of the month. Every month.

Staff portrait of NEAR-chan: silver bob, beanie, glasses, and a confident smile.

Staff ID NC-0001

Name
NEAR-chan
Title
Head of Everything
Likes
  • Being right
  • A clean spreadsheet
  • Your fan art
Dislikes
  • Mondays
  • Your PTO request
Lore On file since 2021
  • Friendly with every chain. Would rather cooperate than compete.
  • Big dreams: people in control of their money, data, and governance.
  • Nerdy and a little awkward, in an endearing way.
  • Pragmatic. Ships working software, fast.
Source: NEARchan character creative brief, NEARchan Guild, 2021(opens in a new tab)

Expressions on file

  • NEAR-chan with a smug half smile.

    Smug

  • NEAR-chan blushing, hiding behind her hand.

    Flustered

  • NEAR-chan frowning, unimpressed.

    Unimpressed

  • NEAR-chan winking as she adjusts her glasses.

    Winking

03ORIGIN

Her story.

Chapter 1 Guild record

  1. Spring 2021

    The NEARchan Guild forms to give NEAR a friendly, unofficial mascot.Source [1]

  2. July 2021

    Artist GARRID is picked 17 to 13 in a public vote to draw her character sheet.Source [2]

  3. 17 Aug 2021

    “NEARchan is alive!”Source [2]

Chapter 2 $NEARCHAN

  1. NEAR-chan standing straight, facing forward, like a mascot on file.After her debut
    She was the mascot of a big blockchain community.
  2. NEAR-chan off the clock, leaning back in a lounge chair above the city at night.Then
    She got tired of being a mascot.
  3. NEAR-chan with her arms crossed, in charge.2026
    She started her own company on Solana, where nobody is the boss.

04FAN ART

Fan art wall.

Official art for now. Yours goes next.

  • NEAR-chan at a desk with glowing monitors.
    Official artAt her desk
  • NEAR-chan in a cropped jacket and black top, hand on her hip.
    Official artCrop jacket
  • NEAR-chan in profile against blue light.
    Official artProfile
  • NEAR-chan walking through a neon city at night.
    Official artNight walk
  • NEAR-chan floating among ribbons of light.
    Official artWeightless
  • NEAR-chan seated on a rooftop couch above the skyline.
    Official artRooftop
  • NEAR-chan in a black zip suit under her open hoodie.
    Official artCyberwear
  • NEAR-chan seated, holding a glowing shape of light.
    Official artSignal

Draw her. Get noticed.

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05THE MEMO

The memo.

Per my last email.

Office of the Head of Everything

Memorandum

To
All staff
From
NEAR-chan, Head of Everything
Re
The coin
Name
NEARCHAN
Ticker
$NEARCHAN
Chain
Solana
Supply
1,000,000,000

That is all. Back to work.

ID photo of NEAR-chan on her staff badge, unimpressed.
NEAR-chanClerk mode

06BUY

How to buy.

Three steps. No meetings.

  1. Step 1

    Get a Solana wallet.

  2. Step 2

    Get some SOL.

  3. Step 3

    Swap for $NEARCHAN.

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NEAR-chan standing and waving, looking straight at you.

07JOIN

Welcome to the team.

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